I Could Stick My Dick In Almost Any Hole I Wanted (But It Sure Won't Be The One The Right Is Digging For Itself)

I can't link to this quote (it's on a private blog) but, remember this morning, when I said I was celibate on a post about The Black Tebow? Here's how my choice got translated into "conservative speak":

PED. 

 

Political Erectile Dysfunction. 

 

No wonder he hasn't been laid in 7 years and is so damn cranky.

That's a conservative trying to keep a black man in the fold.

So will somebody else, please, finally admit the truth?

For a group in desperate need to keep minorities in the party, these guys are really terrible at it,...