Everybody's Lining Up For A Cosmic Awakening But Us

One by one, the countries of Yurp are getting enlightened:

On Sunday, the Interior Minister [Päivi Räsänen] proposed that Finland adopt legislation like that in force in neighbouring Sweden where non-standard, alternative medicine treatments cannot be given to small children or those with serious medical conditions."

Meanwhile, here in the U.S., NewAgers are crowing:

"Alternative Treatments Could See Wide Acceptance Thanks to Obamacare"

You know where this is going:

Hide your kids...