Or A Surprise (Depending How You Want To Look At It)

Hey, marriage fans, they've started a new contest:

"And the award for Getting to the High Ground While Ditching Your Spouse Who Got Cancer goes to Catherine Zeta-Jones."

Let's see, Newt, John Edwards, Catherine Zeta-Jones = both sexes and getting younger - which has to mean only one thing, NewAgers:

Everybody gets a prize,...