Showing posts with label north korea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label north korea. Show all posts

Sunday, September 22, 2013

The Difference Between Truth And Fiction (Is Pure Meth)


“Breaking Bad” is increasingly about how unpleasant that actually is in real life. Walt’s justifications for why he should have what he wants stem almost entirely from believing that he’s owed in some way, that the universe has screwed him over. Yet when the series begins, he has a pretty good life. He has a beautiful wife, a loving son, a baby on the way, and a house with a swimming pool. Maybe he doesn’t like either of his jobs, but who does? And when he gets cancer, old friends who feel a debt to him offer to pay for the treatments. Yet all Walter needs is the slightest provocation to look around himself, reach out for anything within reach, and cry out, “I want that!” like a spoiled toddler.

Shocking despatch from Kim Jong-un's sinister state reveals the country's scientists are mass producing highly addictive 'crystal meth'

Monday, August 19, 2013

Heaven (A Story About My Life With Former Child Stars)


I know, it's only in my head (and the one site I got 'em from) that these two headlines go together, but this is TMR and go together (again) they will:
"Kim Jong Un woos defectors: Come home. We won’t kill you … promise."
AND
"It’s not that Christianity is unpopular, it’s that it’s untrue."

Put 'em together and what do you get?

 Kim Jong Un IS Jesus! 

 Or something like that.


I told you it's only in my head,...