Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Monday, September 23, 2013

I've Got Several Good Uses For A Baseball Bat In France


Keep this in mind the next time you hear the French treat their kids as little adults:
"A French mother who allegedly held down her four-year-old son while he was raped by his stepfather in a prison visiting room went on trial in Strasbourg on Monday."

Strasbourg? I've lived near there - right on the German border. So now I don't know what's sadder: 


What happened to this child, or watching the other ones in their backyards, each playing soccer alone,...
 

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Notes On The Passing ScenenecS gnissaP ehT nO setoN




Instead of Speed Racer - or even Racer X - this looks like it was Racer Ecstasy, which is understandable, considering.




Whoa - creeped me out - Alright, somebody's got a bit more than




Duh! Of course a Divorce Study Shows That Unreasonable Behavior Ends More Marriages Than Infidelity because immaturity's usually all it is nowadays. One of the two can't admit they're wrong - and nobody's going to make them.

The system's as childish, and exploitive, as they are.

You’re the black blogger conference right? 

We’d love to work with you but we need to pass you over to our ‘African American market segment’ division. 

You’re just making it harder on yourself. It would be so much easier if you branded as the Af-Am social media event. 

Oh! We need a black blogger for this campaign (no matter what the subject matter) – you’d be perfect! 

Can you tell us what Black Twitter has to say about this issue?
"I’d say that you ought to get rich. It is your duty to get rich. Men who get rich may be the most honest men you find in a community. That is why they are rich. That is why they are trusted with money."

Friday, September 20, 2013

Hillary Clinton "Could Be Our First Lesbian President"


Shoot for the stars, baby, shoot for the stars,...

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO







Suicide Is Painless - But Living? Man, It Hurts Like Hell!


If "the happy couple" ever gets divorced, it's going to suck, because they're never going to forget this day:  



Another haunted feminist loses the battle, ends up ball-less in a house of worship, being comforted by a guy who's probably never had sex, while they pray to a god who's never shown his face.


Nuts,...
 

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Bill DOESN'T Have To Fuck Hillary? Wow. (He IS Lucky)


"I betcha, if we got Chelsea alone, we could both do her!" 


 HA! For once, I'm not going to knock Boomers too hard, because without those scumbags I wouldn't get these outstanding episodes of "love of my life" depravity - or is it "soul mate" time again? I get confused. (I'll have to ask Ann & Meade - they're the experts on multiple partners in "marriage",...)


Whatever - I ain't missing this shit for nothing - do something to the kid, first. That's ALWAYS how you  get my attention. It's too bad she's not younger, though. Doesn't have the same impact:

We'd be together today, if it wasn't for Chelsea: Two decades after their affair, Gennifer Flowers reveals how Bill told her Hillary was bisexual 
• Flowers's 12-year affair with Bill Clinton was exposed in 1992 during his presidential campaign 
• She bitterly regrets rejecting him when he last begged to see her and says he's the 'love of her life' 
• Launching a career as a sex columnist she says Clinton taught her everything she knows 
• Bill told her Hillary was 'bisexual' and that he had 'no problem with that'

BWAAAA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA!!!! YES!!!! Oh, Good Lord, give me strength! Hilarious. The New Modern American Family, brought to me by the people who had no appreciation for it to begin with - Boomers. Come on, you guys, start fucking in public - again - and lead us all to (your) promised land.


And what does Chelsea have to do with anything anyway?


She's Webster Hubble's kid.


She's Webster Hubble's kid or that girl from The Exorcist.


I figure Chelsea got her face done to look more like Gennifer Flowers because Bill's so fucking HOT!


Forget Anthony Weiner - those guy's got it good:


Boomers, I mean. 


After everything they have done for America - it's just,...it's just,...it's just a wonderful time to be alive,...
 

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

You're Minding Your Own Business - Turn On The T.V. - And Then Your Mind Is Becoming Your Own Business


I feel like I'm one of the few who seem to think we should be expecting something better, and different, from the kids of Boomers:

Both fathers have a common ancestor: Archie Bunker. David is crotchety and stubborn and just a little less racist than Crawford. Crawford shows up at the office and scuttles a business deal when he screams, before a group of Chinese investors, “The Chinese are a lovely and honorable people, but you can’t trust them! There’s a reason Shanghai is a verb!” David mistakes Warner’s wife, Camilla (Vanessa Lachey), for a maid, just because she is Latina.


For a show to pull off this kind of character, it helps to make clear that it does not share his worldview—that it wants the audience to laugh at how racist the racist is being and not just laugh racistly. Dads fails pretty catastrophically on this count because the two guys who should be rolling their eyes or, more realistically, panicking about all the dumb things their dads are saying, are too busy being racist themselves, though it’s not clear the writers know just how questionably the boys are behaving. For that business meeting with the Chinese investors, Warner and Eli have their employee Veronica (Brenda Song) dress up like a “sexy Asian” so she can tee-hee provocatively at their prospective clients, which is the same kind of fresh satire found on Pax Dickinson’s Twitter feed and ends up helping the guys’ business quite a bit. The episode ends with some family bonding: the two sons, their two dads, and Veronica joking about how small Asian men’s penises are.

All over the airwaves. With a nice healthy promotion campaign and everything. Because we've got money for that. That's what we got. That's all we got.



And - cherry on top - it stars the Scientologist, Giovanni Ribisi, which should speak to the great insights that shit delivers.


Fools:

And my apologies to "whites of good faith" (as that old saying goes) faced with their country doing this to them, too.

We're trapped, y'all,...

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

I'm Driving A Point Home While Everyone's Still Partying


You wanna read something truly horrible? Check it out:
Judge Noam Sohlberg ruled that parts of the indictment should be released in order to inform the public of the horrific nature of the crime and help expose similar cases. “At least part of the horrific descriptions in the charge sheet should be brought to public notice, to parents and children, because it seems that this is not an isolated event,” Sohlberg wrote. 
“There are other people whose relatives were caught in similar sects, and who had given up hope of rescuing their near ones from the sect; or who had perhaps not done everything possible in this regard because they did not know how horrific [the sects] are.” 
Releasing some of the details in the case could serve as a “vital service to those families and to other people trapped in cults like this one, encouraging them not to give up, but to exhaust every possible effort to escape from the sect,” he added. 
The leader of the cult was indicted on 15 counts, including slavery, physical, sexual and emotional abuse of minors — including some of his own biological children — unlawful imprisonment, indecent sexual acts, sodomy, rape, serious violent crimes and indecent assault, according to the indictment. 
The accomplice, also charged with committing numerous violent sex crimes under the leader’s orders, was the one who most often committed the abuses and was known by the nicknames of “Satan” and “Evil Inclination” by the victims. The third man was only accused in one incident of physical and sexual abuse and was not convicted on Tuesday. 
Police used the information in personal journals kept by the women and children to uncover details about the abuses and build their case. 
The women and children were subject to daily “confessions” and “judgments” and were punished by means of imprisonment, starvation, physical and mental abuse, humiliation, sexual abuse, and severe violence, according to the indictment. Police found numerous torture devices when they searched the house. 
The police uncovered the cult in August 2011,...

Pretty bad, huh? Yeah, but that's still not the horrible part. It's buried within the words of a single follower:
“There Was Only Love In The House.”

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Some Women Will Fuck Anybody With Money & Power


This is, clearly, the sexiest man alive.

Poor Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.. First, women are throwing themselves at him left and right, and now The New York Post has found his 2001 diary, featuring notes on the sexual compulsions - and multiple conquests - that drove his "second" wife to suicide:
“Avoid the company of women. You have not the strength to resist their charms,...be humble like a monk. Keep your hands to yourself. Avert your eyes.”
Whew! What a struggle! (And every one of those dripping fillies was a "strong and independent woman" I'm sure.) Anyway, Guys - no matter what you look like or do for a living - take a look at that weak, big-headed, pathetic, sad sack of a "man" in the photo above, and let his omnipotent example be a hard lesson about manipulation and the female mind:

YOU don't matter - and nothing about you ever will. 

When it comes to hypergamy, women see only themselves,...
 

Saturday, August 31, 2013

BIG RED: Christian Swingers Get A Chance, Naked, Life Is Staged, MLK Fights, And Those Non-Human Humans










(PW does it again!)
 

You Go From Cold To Hawt But Getting All Hawt Is Best


I remember something about standing astride history yelling "Stop!" but all I see is confusion:
Where to even begin? Ms. Karasik relates her experiences being a 14 year old girl, saying that she and her classmates thought about sex just as much as the boys. She also goes on to claim that girls were having sex with teachers in high school and college and nobody really got hurt. She generously allows that teachers who are caught “having sex with” (i.e. raping) their students “should be removed from their jobs” but only until they complete “rehabilitation.” 
I remain puzzled as to how this managed to make its way onto the pages of the Washington Post, but it has.

Here's someone else from the same article:
How is society “damaged” by protecting children from predatory teachers? Karasik doesn’t actually say, other than to imply that Morales might not have committed suicide had the criminal case not been pending. Despicable. Oh, and maybe students would be more likely to discuss sexual issues with school counselors. 
I repeat, this was published in the Washington Post. How low can we go? I am afraid we are going to find out.


Does any of this sound like "Stop!" to you?


Why's about the only thing I haven't figured out yet,...