TMR's Very First Public Affairs Story & Answer Period

STORY: 

Ted Turner: 

Men Should Be Barred From Political Office For 100 Years

 ANSWER: 

Ted Turner should be the first man to set an example and - after he castrates himself - get out of our face.

STORY: 

Anthony Weiner: 

"I’m not an idiot, 

I know it succeeded in derailing my campaign.”

ANSWER: 

No, Bozo, you ARE an idiot, 

and YOU succeeded in derailing your campaign.

QUOTE:

"While we’ve been focusing lately on major crises gripping the top echelons of the Church of Scientology, it’s useful to remember there are still quite a few folks out there in far-flung locations, doing what they can to “clear the planet” — spread the word about Scientology so it can take over the world.

And what better way to do that than with ads placed on Craigslist?"

STORY: 

"The base is primed to reward Cruz, 

whatever he does or doesn't achieve."

 ANSWER: 

The conservative base is in a like-to-lose mode, leaving the rest of us waiting in the wilderness, for a mad man to implode.

STORY: 

Veteran theology professor 

asked to leave Christian college 

after coming out as transgender

ANSWER: 

This outcome should've been so obvious, I'm wondering why it's even peddled as news,...

Hillary Clinton "Could Be Our First Lesbian President"

Shoot for the stars, baby, shoot for the stars,...

Bill DOESN'T Have To Fuck Hillary? Wow. (He IS Lucky)

"I betcha, if we got Chelsea alone, we could both do her!" 

 HA! For once, I'm not going to knock Boomers too hard, because without those scumbags I wouldn't get these outstanding episodes of "love of my life" depravity - or is it "soul mate" time again? I get confused. (I'll have to ask Ann & Meade - they're the experts on multiple partners in "marriage",...)

Whatever - I ain't missing this shit for nothing - do something to the kid, first. That's ALWAYS how you  get my attention. It's too bad she's not younger, though. Doesn't have the same impact:

We'd be together today, if it wasn't for Chelsea: Two decades after their affair, Gennifer Flowers reveals how Bill told her Hillary was bisexual 

• Flowers's 12-year affair with Bill Clinton was exposed in 1992 during his presidential campaign 

• She bitterly regrets rejecting him when he last begged to see her and says he's the 'love of her life' 

• Launching a career as a sex columnist she says Clinton taught her everything she knows 

• Bill told her Hillary was 'bisexual' and that he had 'no problem with that'

BWAAAA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA!!!! YES!!!! Oh, Good Lord, give me strength! Hilarious. The New Modern American Family, brought to me by the people who had no appreciation for it to begin with - Boomers. Come on, you guys, start fucking in public - again - and lead us all to (your) promised land.

And what does Chelsea have to do with anything anyway?

She's Webster Hubble's kid.

She's Webster Hubble's kid or that girl from The Exorcist.

I figure Chelsea got her face done to look more like Gennifer Flowers because Bill's so fucking HOT!

Forget Anthony Weiner - those guy's got it good:

Boomers, I mean. 

After everything they have done for America - it's just,...it's just,...it's just a wonderful time to be alive,...

 

Laurence O'Donnell To Weiner: What's Wrong With You?

What a jerk.

Though, I must admit, it seems kind of unfair to hit Weiner with this question, alone, when so many need to have it placed before them as well,...

A Tough Break By Virtue Of Birth (And Too Much TV)

Imagine you're a black guy. You have a limited knowledge of white people, but leave the ghetto anyway, to idealistically get yourself a job:

“If you worked for Weiner, you were lucky if he refused to acknowledge your existence. Those less fortunate got called ‘cocksucker.’”

"Oh, but that's just the Democrats!"I can hear Republicans say, "Come with us!" But the Democrats have been telling you Republicans are racist your entire life! Do you see the bind? 

Do you see the bind?

 

Men Without Game Get Caught Like This All-The-Time

Here's another bit of wisdom, courtesy of that guardian of manliness, Glenn Reynolds, again (Am I the only person who actually reads him, or the only one noticing what he promotes?) This time he's pumping "7 Ways to End a Toxic Relationship" - if you're a young man, reading Reynolds, live and learn:

"If you're in a toxic relationship, you probably know you want to get out. But you feel stuck, paralyzed, and nagged by doubts. You might cling to hope that he could change."

"He"? Where'd the word "he" come from? Can't "toxic relationships" go either way? Then why the gender targeting language? Oh yeah - because Glenn's wife wrote a book. That he's read. But didn't understand. So he promotes the opposite. Leader of the blogosphere, mind you. Tea Party hero, this guy. Law professor. Brilliant as a booger. How about this one:

"7. You don't owe anyone any explanations. You don't owe your family, friends, children, or even your partner justification that satisfies them as to why you want to leave."

Brilliant - thanks, Glenn. 

Considering how everybody helps out in a relationship, you - that would be the woman - don't owe anybody anything when your narcissism grows to the level of man-eating beast. That's what conservatives are fighting for, correct? Must be - Glenn's promoting it and he's the Big Dawg.

I don't know about his home life but, as far as his blog, he's practically our Anthony Weiner,...

 

"The Corrections" Isn't Just A Book Title, You Know?

If everyone caught lying was treated like this, we'd be a much better country by now:

"The boo-birds came out in force again Tuesday for Alex Rodriguez. 

But then something different — a swelling of cheers from the crowd in Chicago. 

The fans let out a healthy roar after A-Rod was grazed on the elbow by a Chris Sale pitch in the third inning."

Or how about this baller:

"Before the debate, Weiner put a hand on McDonald's back and said hello, prompting McDonald to reply: 'I would appreciate if you would never touch me again.'"

Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Mitt Romney, Oprah Winfrey, Glenn Reynolds, Ann Althouse - the potential list of targets goes on:

Really - when it comes to how society currently functions - what we need is a little more shame:

Can you imagine all the "upscale subversives" we'd be done with?