Instapundit "Got" An Honorable Mention As 1 Of The 25 Most Influential People On The Right (As He Gets "Got")

Stick with me, kid, you'll,...something.

Away we go:

This morning I noticed Glenn Reynolds said, "I think the GOP can win even by losing," which I identified as con artist patter - and, Good Golly Miss Molly, what do you know?

It IS con artist patter! Straight from The Atlantic:

Now is the time for all good men to fail. Good women, too. Fail early and often, and don’t be shy about admitting it. Failing isn’t shameful; it’s not even failure. Such is the message of a growing body of self-help and leadership literature. 

...Given this growing cultural fixation on failure, it was probably inevitable that politicians would begin clambering aboard the pro-failure bandwagon.

There it is - our buddy - good ol' Self-Help to the rescue!

Are you listening, y'all? You can't hear it:

Glenn Reynolds is in the NewAge world of Billary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey/Tony Robbins/James Arthur Ray/Louise Hay Grade-A bullshit, and he's delivering it to your door as political wisdom without the slightest clue how he's being played.

As a matter of fact, back when Reynolds used to post TMR and it was almost All-NewAge-All-The-Time, that's what his last email to me indicated:

Hey, I've got nothing against you, Crack.  But I really don't get your blog, and God knows I've tried.  Sorry.

Think about that for a second:

Glenn Reynolds has been seen to "get" a Mormon for president - who devoutly believes he'll get his own planet. Glenn can "get" that you can relearn to breathe with Laughing Yoga, all the many bogus concoctions, preparations, and devices in Quackery - and even inserting vapid win-from-losing Self-Help nostrums (I know you don't think I "get" it but I got it) into our supposedly serious game of politics - but he doesn't "get" why a conservative blogger, versed in NewAge solipsism, would be skeptical of the whole election-losing Instapundit enterprise.

Why wouldn't I point it out?

This flaw in conservative reasoning needs addressing and now:

I've got nothing against Glenn. What I really don't get will be conservatives losing through NewAge, and God knows I've tried. 

O.K., there is no God, but - even for that - I am really and truly sorry,...

 

Hillary Clinton "Could Be Our First Lesbian President"

Shoot for the stars, baby, shoot for the stars,...

Bill DOESN'T Have To Fuck Hillary? Wow. (He IS Lucky)

"I betcha, if we got Chelsea alone, we could both do her!" 

 HA! For once, I'm not going to knock Boomers too hard, because without those scumbags I wouldn't get these outstanding episodes of "love of my life" depravity - or is it "soul mate" time again? I get confused. (I'll have to ask Ann & Meade - they're the experts on multiple partners in "marriage",...)

Whatever - I ain't missing this shit for nothing - do something to the kid, first. That's ALWAYS how you  get my attention. It's too bad she's not younger, though. Doesn't have the same impact:

We'd be together today, if it wasn't for Chelsea: Two decades after their affair, Gennifer Flowers reveals how Bill told her Hillary was bisexual 

• Flowers's 12-year affair with Bill Clinton was exposed in 1992 during his presidential campaign 

• She bitterly regrets rejecting him when he last begged to see her and says he's the 'love of her life' 

• Launching a career as a sex columnist she says Clinton taught her everything she knows 

• Bill told her Hillary was 'bisexual' and that he had 'no problem with that'

BWAAAA-HA-HAAAA-HA-HA!!!! YES!!!! Oh, Good Lord, give me strength! Hilarious. The New Modern American Family, brought to me by the people who had no appreciation for it to begin with - Boomers. Come on, you guys, start fucking in public - again - and lead us all to (your) promised land.

And what does Chelsea have to do with anything anyway?

She's Webster Hubble's kid.

She's Webster Hubble's kid or that girl from The Exorcist.

I figure Chelsea got her face done to look more like Gennifer Flowers because Bill's so fucking HOT!

Forget Anthony Weiner - those guy's got it good:

Boomers, I mean. 

After everything they have done for America - it's just,...it's just,...it's just a wonderful time to be alive,...

 

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They Had Nothing Better To Do Than Lie Around Naked

Maybe they'll listen because a WOMAN said it:

It’s time to put my baby-boom generation out to pasture! We’ve had our day and managed to muck up a hell of a lot. It remains baffling how anyone would think that Hillary Clinton (born the same year as me) is our party’s best chance. She has more sooty baggage than a 90-car freight train. And what exactly has she ever accomplished — beyond bullishly covering for her philandering husband? She’s certainly busy, busy and ever on the move — with the tunnel-vision workaholism of someone trying to blot out uncomfortable private thoughts.

If you ask me, when it comes to Boomers, there's a lot of that going around,...

 

Being A Good Man (Means You've Got To Try Harder)

THE TYRANNY OF NATURE LOVERS:

If outside space is so great, why is it legally required in so many places?

OOPS! IT'S DIANA ROSS IN THE RAIN, PART II:

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HER FEETS IS TIRED AND SHE AIN'T GON' MARCH NO MO':

Hillary's Racial Politics

IF I HAD A KID HE'D LOOK JUST LIKE THESE GUYS:

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What A Whack-A-Doodle World

I'm not sure, but I think - other than my French wife, Hillary Clinton, and Ann Althouse - there's only one other female who's made more appearances on this blog:

The [French minister's] forecasts received a mixed press, with Le Figaro scoffing at the “idyllic vision” of some, l’Express calling them “self-congratulatory” and France TV headlining its article: “Ministers in Cloud Cuckoo Land.” Right-wing senator Roger Karoutchi, meanwhile, suggested the tone was reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland.

And, just like Alice, nobody can find their way out,...

 

I Take Donations (With Promise Of Bang For Your Buck)

It's sad to discover people in politics don't understand the obvious already, but it's grand to see someone (else, besides myself) admitting the worth of college professors:

“I am in this business to win. I don’t know why you are in it. I am in this to win,” Christie said at the luncheon, his first appearance a meeting of the RNC. 

“I think we have some folks who believe that our job is to be college professors,” he said. “Now college professors are fine I guess. Being a college professor, they basically spout out ideas that nobody does anything about. For our ideas to matter we have to win. 

Because if we don’t win, we don’t govern. And if we don’t govern all we do is shout to the wind. And so I am going to do anything I need to do to win.” 

Christie also appeared to rap Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, another potential White House hopeful who made headlines in January when he implored the GOP to “stop being the stupid party.” 

"I'm not going to be one of these people who goes around and calls our party stupid,” Christie said, a startling remark given that Jindal and Christie work hand-in-hand as chairman and vice-chairman of the Republican Governors Association. 

“We need to stop navel gazing," he added. "There's nothing wrong with our principles. We need to focus on winning again. There's too much at stake for this to be an academic exercise. We need to win and govern with authority and courage."

O.K., Folks, there's your Clinton Coronation Killer. He can do it and he's up for the game. Now, are you going to be the libs during Iraq and try to screw the pooch for y(ourselves), or will you finally rip the weakened Hilldabeast - specifically as the Democrats' vile "feminist" leader - a new one? 

Fuck the Instapundit and his petty, antiseptic political anemia, and fuck Ann Althouse's vile Gay Womyn's Chorus - it's been two election cycles, and they've proven they don't get it, and never will.

Walk with me now - I understand scams.

Ann & Glenn? Great couple of Amazon salespeople, though you must admit one thing:

Helping them out - even "at no cost to you" - has never implied you'll ever get anything more,...