Showing posts with label alternative medicine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alternative medicine. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Rat Poison Watered Down Until It's Not Poison Anymore


This was kinda sweet - a writer doesn't understand what she's talking about, but still lucks upon the correct answer, while supposedly introducing us to 6 French Cures for a Hangover:
6. Rat Poison Nux Vomica? (Don’t Try It!) 
I’ve saved the worst for last….. 
Another French friend recommended a homeopathic medicine called nux vomica. She said to take it “avant de boire en exces” (before drinking in excess). 
I have three problems with this cure: 
1. According to WebMD, nux vomica contains strychnine and brucine—two ingredients used in RAT POISON! Um, no thanks.
 
2. I, personally, never think it’s a good idea to plan to drink in excess.
 
3. Doesn’t “vomica” sound a little too much like something you want to do when you have a killer hangover? Why add insult to the injury? 
Practicality: Don’t do it.  It just sounds like a terrible idea all the way around.

It IS "a terrible idea all the way around" but not for the reason she thinks. Sure, she could've looked a little bit deeper into WebMD, but here - let James Randi tell it:

 

Reportedly 40% of the French use the stuff:

The French are pretty fucking weird,...
 

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Somebody Called Me Real With A Capital R (I Saw Red)































Rummaging Around In The Bag (On A Red Letter Day)




























 

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Like, If You're The Kind Of Person To Look For Meaning In Crystals, It Will Always Mean You're A Blithering Idiot


You know, looking at everything going on in Obama's America right now - including (Transgender) Bradley Manning, (Communist) Edward Snowden, and (alleged rapist) Julien Assange - I'm almost of the mind to think there's some well-worn path being haphazardly followed:
They ran the largest illegal wiretapping operation ever uncovered. And their immigration fraud to harbor foreigners remains unrivaled in scope. The revelations brought criminal charges, defections, global manhunts and prison time.

It's just a thought. Don't try to read anything deeper into it (I've already said I think the NSA "scandal" is, so far, a joke) I'm just saying, the NewAge is the NewAge, and the now-familiar parameters of it's (weirdo) players, their (subversive) concerns, and the (expected) results, are just like their ("alternative") medical treatments: 

They never change,...
 

Monday, August 12, 2013

I Can't See Why It's Hard To Find Fraud In Government

"The degree to which nonsense has trickled down to every aspect of this office is astonishing... It's the only place where opinions are counted as equal to data."
- Barrie Cassileth, The Development of the Office of Alternative Medicine in the National Institutes of Health, 1991-1996, p.282.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Everybody's Lining Up For A Cosmic Awakening But Us


One by one, the countries of Yurp are getting enlightened:
On Sunday, the Interior Minister [Päivi Räsänen] proposed that Finland adopt legislation like that in force in neighbouring Sweden where non-standard, alternative medicine treatments cannot be given to small children or those with serious medical conditions."

Meanwhile, here in the U.S., NewAgers are crowing:
"Alternative Treatments Could See Wide Acceptance Thanks to Obamacare"

You know where this is going:

Hide your kids...