As Long As Miley Cyrus Is On Stage She's A Disaster

 

 Check out how, only after she's out of the picture, does the performance gain cohesion. 

Then she pops up again, and it's like, "Oh. My. God."

 Devastating,...

 

Fact: You'll Never Meet A Single Con Artist With Ethics

Just peeked at the Althouse blog and she's back to grifting.

How much money will she need before she flips out, again, and starts regarding her readers as "losers"?

This time?

I figure, enough to redo the bedroom, at least,...

 

I Coulda Made A Joke About An "English Muffin" But No

Another day in the NewAge, another bit of adultery advice, framed as though only men cheat:

If your partner has committed an act of physical or emotional infidelity, you essentially have two options: stand by your man or kick him to the curb.

It's always "him" at The Huffington Post, baby.

 And then comes the traditional Pagan Celebration Of The Whore:

I was out for a walk, having one of those imaginary fights with my ex -- the kind that takes place in your head when you're giving him hell for that stupid thing he did in 1985. 

With very little persuasion, the ring flew off my finger and landed in a field of cows. Unlike the bovines, who appeared unmoved by this gesture, I felt liberated. It turned out, however, that giving my ring finger breathing room unleashed 20 years of pent-up energy.  

All of a sudden, every man alive or nearly dead became a prospect -- at least to my newly naked finger. At intersections, when a guy pulled up beside me,...my accountant called to say it was tax season, I thought he said sex season,....

Did you catch that? Wow. Since her husband - who she claimed was "the only one" - did something "stupid" back in 1985 (only women can even say "stupid" without anyone taking offense) once she became a statistic, she naturally wanted to fuck "every man alive or nearly dead" with abandon. That makes sense. To a Feminist. But it's stupid, hypocritical, and gross.

And it gets grosser:

I realized throwing away my ring was like putting my house up for sale. Everybody who drove by was a potential purchaser, and it was a lot of work keeping my lawn cut and the bonsai bush trimmed,...

All together now - EWWWWWWW!!!

Too much information! Too much information!

That's the reason I never eat before I blog,...

 

BlackWhiteBlackWhiteBlackWhiteBlackWhiteBlackWhite

Clearly, the worst thing that's happened to me recently (besides my back problems and the financial hole it's landing me in) is a bunch of white conservatives trying to make me break with black people, because those conservatives feel put-upon (over this Trayvon bullshit) when they're too chicken shit to defend themselves to other blacks since they're afraid to be called racists.

I'm sick of it.

Black conservatives have to catch all their shit AND the stupid shit our black friends say.

It appears white conservatives are only aware of white bullshit when liberals deliver it.

Then, white conservatives know all about how hard it is to be a black conservative.

But let a black conservative speak about white conservatives and they, too, become a pit of vipers.

A black conservative, trying to navigate between these two insane, race-obsessed sides can't win.

Nobody really wants to be reasonable.

I try to love everybody, but nobody's making it easy, and whites won't tackle the main issue:

As we think about the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington, we’re reminded of something National Urban League Director Whitney Young said during that event in 1963: “The hour is late. The gap is widening.” Young was referring to the prosperity gap between blacks and whites. Fifty years later, that large gap remains. 

On average, white families have six times the wealth of black and Hispanic families. So for every $6.00 a white family has in wealth, black and Hispanic families have only about $1.00 (e.g., $632,000 vs. $103,000). If we look at the typical, or median, family, the wealth values are lower (e.g., $123,800 vs. $15,700), but the ratio is larger: 8 to 1.

Sorry but - right now - all I can say is, that didn't happen by accident, and "Fuck All Y'all" for it.

White and black.

And I'll also remind white conservatives of one other thing:

No matter what criticisms I have of him, MLK never reminds me of the racists of old, like a bunch of angry race-obsessed white conservatives do,...

 

Howard Stern: Science Defender (It's All About Rocks)

This is more righteous indignation than I've heard from everywhere - combined.

 

Makes me wonder if Mr. Transcendental Meditation would be willing to really get down?

"The Way Way Back" Looks Like It Gets Divorce Right

A young kid, allowed to be abused by the guy his mother's fucking, disgusted by the "culture."

Eventually saved by some decent men.

I am so there,...